Exclusive! The newspaper lied!

About a couple months ago, I read an article in the Herald and Review about my school. [I don't exactly remember what it said...so bear with me] The article was talking about my principal being a great woman and all that stuff.

LIES!!!!!
 

My principal, whom I call Black Caesar, is a heartless evil shrew!!!!

 

How she's heartless:

• makes the students stand in the rain and cold
• makes students who have passes stay outside with the rest of student body or makes them walk around the school to the other side
• makes you stand outside even if there is a suspicious person stalking you in their white corolla

How she's a evil shrew:

• she preys on innocent students
• she stands in the middle of the hall which is hard to get past with students blocking both sides of her thus making practically tardy to class

 

Why I call her Black Caesar:

• she thinks she's the overlord of the school
• she's African-American (it's ok I can say it since I am too)
• she thinks the fucking warden of the prison I call MacArthur High