Friday, June 19, 2015

100th post!

Wow, my 100th blog post.

Parents talking about the old days and how bad they were.

I know how bad it was back then. You don't have to keep fucking reminding me every goddamn day!!!!! How about how bad it is now?!!! Back then, it already happened. Shit is happening right fucking now!!! So you can fuck off damn it!!!!

If I have hear one more goddamn fucking complaint about how bad it was, I'm gonna fucking lose it shit!!!! 

Economics teacher is a dick

I send him an email and I asked for extra credit to boost my grade since I was failing. He replied...

This was his reply:
There is not extra credit I can offer you.  It is obvious to me that your significant issue is paying attention to detail and putting forth time/effort outside of class.  A majority of your lost points are a direct result of this.  I can see just from a quick glance at your GDP assignment that this will also be true most recently.

Giving extra work would only perpetuate this problem.  My recommendation to you is that this class becomes your #1 priority.  At this point you should be spending hours each night studying, reading/rewriting notes, working on assignments, and reading through directions carefully.  Too many of your lost points are obviously the result of you writing the first thing that comes to mind without actually spending time to think it through, or think about how it fits into the course so far.


A simple no would have sufficed jackass!!! He pretty much said I was an idiot. I try my damn hardest but he wasn't making it easy!!!! I would've had a better grade if he hadn't screwed me over on the first assignment!!!!!!

First assignment: Watch [insert president Obama speech here] and then take the test. I watched it and took the test. I flunked it! This fucking shitsack of a Doctor Evil reject didn't bother to tell me to watch the one from 2015!!!!!! I watched last years. So yeah....I swear he had something against me.

Wednesday, June 10, 2015

Complain to my face

My dad was complaining about me to my mom. And my mom had to talk to me about it! Uh if you have a problem with me file the complaint to my face! Don't do it behind my back! Especially don't talk about it to your wife instead of your daughter!

Been awhile

Ello my readers! I know it's been awhile since I've complained. No my life hasn't gotten any better...it still sucks ass. I just haven't had time to post cuz I've been tryin to deal with...well everything. But I'm gonna try to find some time and post more often.

Tuesday, March 3, 2015

Sister hogging the bathroom

My little sister hogged the bathroom the other day...for over 2 hours!!!! Two hours??!!! Are you fucking kidding me??!!!!!?!?!?!?!?!!? It was the weekend and we weren't even going anywhere! What was the point of her trying to doll herself up? 

I only take less than 40 minutes in the bathroom:

  • 10 minutes: brushing teeth/washing face
  • 5-10 minutes: showering
  • rest of the time: drying off, lotioning, and getting dressed. 

It should not take a fucking 13-year old over two hours to get dressed!!!! God! She fucking pisses me off in more ways than you can imagine!!!!!!!!

Thursday, February 26, 2015

Mom has a low-opinion of me

My mom must have a very low opinion of me. She want me to date (guys) before i go away to college so she doesn't get a phone call from saying im pregnant. Um wow Mom. You really think that little of me? That I'll get knocked up before i get my degree? Also whenever she has a nightmare about something attacking the family, Im the one who runs away like a coward. What the fuck?


As you can see, my mom thinks very little of me.

Tuesday, February 17, 2015

Oh sweet karma

Oh how I love karma.

I had thoughts about getting revenge on my bitch sister. And sweet beautiful karma did just that >:)

In her gym class, a big black board fell on her (2-month) new iPhone 5s. It shattered the screen and now she can't use it. So she needed to get it repaired BUT it'll be a few days until she can get it back and she can't get a replacement phone.

Ha-ha! Take that you fucking bitch-ass whore!!!!!