Mom has a low-opinion of me

My mom must have a very low opinion of me. She want me to date (guys) before i go away to college so she doesn't get a phone call from saying im pregnant. Um wow Mom. You really think that little of me? That I'll get knocked up before i get my degree? Also whenever she has a nightmare about something attacking the family, Im the one who runs away like a coward. What the fuck?

As you can see, my mom thinks very little of me.

Oh sweet karma

Oh how I love karma.

I had thoughts about getting revenge on my bitch sister. And sweet beautiful karma did just that >:)

In her gym class, a big black board fell on her (2-month) new iPhone 5s. It shattered the screen and now she can't use it. So she needed to get it repaired BUT it'll be a few days until she can get it back and she can't get a replacement phone.

Ha-ha! Take that you fucking bitch-ass whore!!!!!

Sister's birthday vs my birthday

I am soo glad her birthday is over! I couldn't take much more of her fucking shit!!!!!!

Her birthday:

• Celebrated it a day earlier
• Got breakfast from McDonald's
• Got actual presents and $105
• Wore a crown like an obnoxious bitch
• Got more presents on her actual birthday

My birthday:

• Breakfast: freezer-froze mini pancakes
• Got cards and $20
• Got NO presents

As you can see, my parents care more about my sister turning 13 than me turning 19!!!!! Again, with the favorite child!!!

Sister is really pushing the envelope

I am getting tired of her shit!!!!!

• Her stupid phrases and sayings!
• "On fleek", "Thot", etc.
• Her comments
• I'm weird...I complain..and I can see really good because of my glasses
• Yes, I know I'm weird and I complain alot so FUCKING WHAT!!!??? I don't need some ghetto wannabe bitch who dresses like a sluttish hooker to tell me otherwise!!!
• Her telling me i'm loud
• Oh, I'm loud? BITCH I'LL SHOW YOU LOUD!!!!!!!
• And she's louder than me at times but this particular time I was not loud!!

My Math teacher

My math teacher needs to know when to shut the fuck up! This man goes on and on everyday about how easy math was for him when he was much younger! Not only is he bragging, this motherfucker is looking down on the whole class. He teaches us difficult problems and expects us to solve it in 3 minutes. The fuck?!! It takes you 10 minutes to fucking explain it to us!!!! And because he prefers telling stories instead of teaching the lesson, the class runs 10 minutes into overtime!!!!!!!!

My advice for my math teacher:
1) Shut the fuck up about yourself you egotistical pompous dick!
2) Don't expect us to solve a difficult problem in less than 3 minutes if it takes you fucking 10 to 15 minutes to explain it!!!
3) Instead of wasting time reminiscing about past math and how easy it was, how about teaching us present math in the 50 minutes like you're suppose to?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My mom always has to be right

My mom just loves proving me wrong. We were at IHOP and I want to order the Pick-a-pancake combo and she's arguing with me on what is actually in the combo! The combo consists of two eggs, two bacon strips or pork sausage links, and hash browns with 2 pancakes of my choosing. This woman is literally debating with me saying that I have to choose between getting hash browns or bacon/sausage (as in according to the menu I can't have both). The menu fucking says bacon or sausage AND hash browns! And then she argues with me about a coupon! A fucking coupon!

That woman just always has to be right! God, I'm so sick of it!

I won the battle of love

It seems I won the battle of my girlfriend's affections. Suck on that jackass! Ha! XD