Mom: anti-gay hypocrite part 2

My mom says she's not anti-gay but I claim bull shit!!!!!!

My local college's PRIDE club was having a bake sale (of course I made something for the bake sale) and they were giving out free PRIDE flag stickers. Of course I took one and wore it proudly on my shirt. After school, my mom picks me up and sees the sticker. She's like, "School's over. You take it [the sticker] off now."

One: what the fuck does school have to do with me wearing the sticker?!
and two: for someone who claims she is not anti-gay she sure as hell acts like it

Mom's birthday

Today is my mom's birthday. And she's being a total brat right now.

First off, she started celebrating a day early! 

Second, she wants to celebrate it until Monday so it's not a birthday but a birthweek!!

Third, when anyone tries to talk to her she'll say "Be quiet. It's not your birthday."

What the fuck?! This bitch is 47 and is actually like she's fucking 5!!!!

She better remember this when it's my birthday cuz there will be hell to pay!!!

Favoritism!

Fucking favoritism in this house!!

My sister has a headache..everyone be quiet we don't want it to worsen.

But when I have a headache...be loud as shit!

Motherfuckers!!!

Sorry for the short post...I'm posting a little late so I don't remember all that happened.

my mom: most difficult woman ever

Why does my mom have to be so difficult?

Work called me in and asked if I could work. Well I need money so I said yes. Told my mom I'm working until closing (9:30 PM) and she is flipping out saying "No! Tell them to change it to 8:00 PM...your dad is going in early?"

one: if i say 8:00 PM, that's only 3 hours not even a full work day
two: what does dad going in early have to do with me? you'd still have to pick me up from work but you'll just have to bring queen bitch (my little sister) with you

three: quit complaining! i have a job now! i'm working and making money so shut the fuck up already!!!!

MOST...DIFFICULT...MOM...EVER!!!

I swear that bitch has control issues!

really -_-

My fucking Dad!

It's time to go to school. Dad sets the alarm on the house, didn't even give me a heads up at all. I hear the alarm doing its countdown so I get up. And he gets mad at me. What the fuck?! For one, you have more than one kid. And two you didn't give me the heads up like you usually do.

Ugh this family

Guess who's grounded? Yeah me xP
and shit I did when I was young that my parents are finding out about now
Long story short:
Little bitch sister is having "issues" and a lot of things were said and some old truths came out
(The conversation: "we want you guys to come to us when you have problems with anything.")
Really? I can't even be my fucking self (genderfluid lesbian who's into emo/gothic "culture") at home

So she gets counselling and kickboxing lessons (a slap on the wrist so to speak)
As for me...I can't drive (even though I barely do that anyway), I can't go out with friends (which I barely do anyway), and I have to do the dishes from now on. So I get the motherfucking shaft...again.

all they do is judge

My family can't go one day minute without judging someone they see on the street.

I mean I sometimes judge people too but I do it in silence.

They have to say it loud and roast people like insecure high school cheerleaders.

Sometimes those people can hear them, ya know?