Mom: anti-gay hypocrite part 2

My mom says she's not anti-gay but I claim bull shit!!!!!!

My local college's PRIDE club was having a bake sale (of course I made something for the bake sale) and they were giving out free PRIDE flag stickers. Of course I took one and wore it proudly on my shirt. After school, my mom picks me up and sees the sticker. She's like, "School's over. You take it [the sticker] off now."

One: what the fuck does school have to do with me wearing the sticker?!
and two: for someone who claims she is not anti-gay she sure as hell acts like it

Mom's birthday

Today is my mom's birthday. And she's being a total brat right now.

First off, she started celebrating a day early! 

Second, she wants to celebrate it until Monday so it's not a birthday but a birthweek!!

Third, when anyone tries to talk to her she'll say "Be quiet. It's not your birthday."

What the fuck?! This bitch is 47 and is actually like she's fucking 5!!!!

She better remember this when it's my birthday cuz there will be hell to pay!!!

Favoritism!

Fucking favoritism in this house!!

My sister has a headache..everyone be quiet we don't want it to worsen.

But when I have a headache...be loud as shit!

Motherfuckers!!!

Sorry for the short post...I'm posting a little late so I don't remember all that happened.