First off, she started celebrating a day early!
Second, she wants to celebrate it until Monday so it's not a birthday but a birthweek!!
Third, when anyone tries to talk to her she'll say "Be quiet. It's not your birthday."
What the fuck?! This bitch is 47 and is actually like she's fucking 5!!!!
She better remember this when it's my birthday cuz there will be hell to pay!!!
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