my family is pissin me off!!!!

Argh! My family is pissin me off! My sister starts complaining (and by complainin i mean making incoherent shrieking noises)  about me turning on the light. I couldnt c and plus she had her feet on my jackets! Then my mom busts into my room yellin y i turned on the light when ashley told me 2 turn them off. Then my dad starts snappin bout me leavin the light and fan on. Ok i get the light (electric bill) but if i dont keep my room chilled i cant breathe in my room! God! Do they want me 2 die?! Obviously, they care if my sister does but not me clearly!!! Holy mary mother of shit! I can't wait til my girl and i get an apartment 2gether...cuz after i move out i aint comin back (maybe 4 x-mas and my birthday 2 get my presents but thts it!)!!@!!@!!

I hate being a girl

Pros and cons of being a female: *=are what apply 2 me right now

Pros:

-free drinks (lame!)
-i wont the same mistakes my (male) cousins made

cons:

-painful child births

*-menstrual cycles

-can get easily raped

-not treated equal

*-cant have an open relationship with my girlfriend
-bigger expectations from me
-ppl doubt me
-think i'm weak
-long bathroom lines
-annoying bras

my sister thinks she's better than me

That little shit thinks she's better than me! Oh, hell no!
My sister:
-she's in elementary school bout to go middle skool
-amount of friends: few
-she's 11 bout 2 b 12
-she thinks she's smarter than me (HA!!!!)
-she actually believes she's sexier than me (FUCK THAT!!!!!)
-she believes she's a better driver than me [in video games she always crashes or hits some1]
-she keeps thinkin she's taller (between 5 ft and 5'4'')
-ALWAYS SMELLS LIKE OLD SCHOOL MEAT
-IS GROSS AND DISGUSTING


Me:
i'm a senior in high school bout 2 go 2 college and graduate   
-amount of friends: between 25%-50% of the student body
-im 17 bout 2 b 18 in a couple months
-im (practically) legal 2 drive
-im 5'7"
-smell like vanilla or sugar cookies
-classy

Bottom line: THAT BITCH AINT GOT NOTHING ON ME!!!!!!!

My life revolves around my sister

Apparently, my life revolves around my little sister. What the fuck! Here are a few examples:

• I can't listen to my music at night because she has to sleep -_-

Music is my life. I can't focus on work if its quiet.

 MEANS 

• I was almost late for the bus this morning cuz she didnt want 2 wake up this morning and took 2 long in the shower.

    

• My mom keeps tellin me 2 stay downstairs & watch her but i have 2 get ready 4 skool

   

• She always does the nosiest things when i'm trying to sleep

HER:   

ME:

Administration need to get off the throne!!!

They think they're all high and mighty. They actually believe they have control over us. so they try to run the skool like its their kingdom or its their law. HA! that's absolute bullshit!
This is what they see:
   

Here's what I see and what they can't see:
  

What the fuck?!

at dinner, my sister started lookin at me funny. i asked what was she lookin at. she asked, "did ur butt get bigger?" what the fuck?! i replied "did ur zit get bigger?" shes lucky i didn't kill her at that moment. geez im self-conscious bout my body enough! and tellin me im getting fat makes it worse. god!
my ass kinda looks like this:

this is what my ass-hole sister saw:

Parents always doubting me

my parents are always doubting me. they encourage my little sister but they always put me down.

Examples of discouragement;

• They say I probably won't get my license (hey! im a better drivers than the assholes u cause accidents 4 other ppl)
• They say i won't be able to get a job cuz i'm still in high school, i'm a teenager, and my classes are a tad hard. (i can get a part-time or even a teen job and im gettin help with my classes)

Jesus! at least my friends, teachers (some of the ones i like), and my girlfriend are supportive and encouraging.

What the fuck?!

• My sister and I just recently had fundraisers for school. My dad only bought 2 items from me and bought 5 or 6 items from my little sister & my mom bought something from my sister and nothing from me! WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?! That's bullshit! All she gets out of selling stuff are a few rinky dink prizes & i can go on a senior trip. SO NOT COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
• I was trying to have a convo with my mom but she was too busy with her tv show. I asked her which is more important: her tv show or listening 2 wat i haf 2 say. U know what she said: "This is my fav show." WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is just messed up! >:(

My mom just ruined my life!

You're probably wonderin..wow she complains bout her dad & her sister---her mom must be awesome.

WRONG!!!!!!!!!

My mom just told me the worst (reality) news ever! You see I planned a trip out of town with my girlfriend after my graduation for us to spend time together. And my mom said we would talk about it March. My mom decides to tell me that the family is coming along and that she never intended me and my girl go alone. WHAT THE SHIT HOLE?! And i was soo lookin forward to it too. :(

At that instant, my mom just killed my mood.

                                                      

Dads...Favorites...Know my place

Geez, my dad has been on my case all week! First, I was vacuuming downstairs (my chore) and i emptied out the bag in the kitchen [dad & sister were in the kitchen]. He starts yelling at me, like "Lele, don't empty that near your sister!" For the record, my dad was closer to the dust bag than she was. He was right next to it & she was on the other of kitchen.

Then, he's complaining bout my bathroom bein too cold. Here's the thing, I can't breathe with the warm air on! I need my rooms completely cold so I close my vents when the heat is on and leave my fan on in the middle of the night.

Also, my sister is complaining bout me trying 2 whistle. My dad and my sister can whistle. I can kinda whistle, but i'm practicing in order to perfect it. And my sister's like, "Will you stop whistling or at least trying to whistle?!" And my dad enters this sisterly bickering convo by telling me not to complain when she does something I don't like.

Jesus, I know they don't think I'm not a part of this family but god damn at least take my side at least once in awhile not never!