Heartless Dad

What in the fuck is wrong with my dad?!

I saw a little girl crying for her mom in the middle of the road walking up and down my street. I got worried so I called 911 so someone could help her or at least check on her. My dad tells me to hang up the phone and never do that shit again.

Oh, okay..so next time this type of situation happens I'll just sit idly by and watch a little girl be miserable.

Like I said...just heartless. 

Entitled bitch

Yesterday was my sister's birthday...or as I can it "annual hell". My sister is so self-absorbed she decided to celebrate it a day early and kept claiming the 15th really was her birthday. My fucking god, narcissistic much? For her birthday, she wanted to go a two-day shopping spree with my mom.

One: whenever I ask to go to the mall, it's always "that's way out the way" but the day before her birthday you take the entitled bitch out to the mall without complaining.

Two: she was hogging the bathroom all night trying on her new clothes, taking selfies. To add, i bought her a door length mirror a few Christmases ago. looks like the mirror wasn't big enough for that giant ass ego of hers. news flash, little bitch you're not cute like you think you are. and your dumb selfies (she sticks her tongue out to the side or duck face) make you look sluttier than you already are.

i really tried not to choke the bitch out. I'm just glad I survived another year of this bullshit.

just a few more months of family [complete and utter] bullshit then i am getting the fuck outta here

Two sides to me

I discovered that there are two sides to me: one side that is compassionate and one side is bitchy and cruel.

Here's what happened:

My friends and I were sitting at the table. We were divided in two to three groups. Each group discussing a different random ass topic. My group were talking about the basic crap we do: sex, relationships, and boobs. The two groups to next us was like "Guys, what you're talking about is making Mary uncomfortable."

Two thoughts popped into my mind in an instant:

1) Oh, I'm sorry Mary.
2) Mary if you can't handle what we're discussing which by the way does not fucking concern you then you don't have to listen to what we're talking about or better yet fucking leave!

Fucking hell! Sometimes I wonder why do I still hang with these people. I mean if they can't handle my sexualized opinions, then fuck them then!

10 things I hate about you

Mom:

1. I hate the sound of your voice
2. I hate your crappy taste in music
3. I hate your face
4. I hate the way you (try to) control me
5. I hate your homphobia
6. I hate the way you gulp your drinks
7. I hate the smell of your breath
8. I hate your fashion sense
9. I hate your attitude
10. I hate how you're so loud
11. I hate how you're so judgmental

Sister:

1. I hate the way you smell
2. I hate it when you call me the N word all the time
3. I hate the sound of your voice
4. I hate your taste in friends
5. I hate your taste in generally anything
6. I hate that everything goes your way
7. I hate your taste in music
8. I hate it when you don't give my clothes back
9. I hate it when you leave the bathroom mess
10. I hate it when you use MY bathroom
11. I hate you in general

Dad:

1. I hate how you try to compare me to my sister
2. I hate how you favor my sister and brother over me
3. I hate how you blow up at everything little thing I do
4. I hate it when you keep asking if I even like black (African American) entertainment
5. I hate how you criticize me
6. I hate how you think I'm incapable of doing things
7. I hate how you treat like I'm some fragile little girl
8. I hate how you never let me do anything fun with my friends
9. I hate how disrespectful YOU are to ME
10. I hate it when you treat me like I'm a freak
11. I hate you in general

I know I said TEN things I hate but there's just so many things I hate about them (it's a long list)