Worst Thanksgiving ever!

How was everyone's Thanksgiving? A hell of a lot better than mine!!! why was my thanksgiving so bad you ask? I will tell you readers. I had the stomach flu on Thanksgiving! The stomach flu! That's like the worst thing to happen to you on Thanksgiving! Anyone who says that is not the worst thing to happen to on Thanksgiving shut the fuck up! Cuz it is the worst thing tht can happen. I smell all the goodies my mom is fixin for dinner and I can't eat any of it! Just bland crap...plain toast, tea, chicken broth..etc. Plus I missed getting 2 c my fav (female) cousin and her baby and they live so far away they can only visit once in a blue moon! And I still have the stomach flu if you're all wondering. Come on really?!?! Stomach flu for 5 days and counting?!?! And since apparently the stomach flu is contagious my father who is suppose to help take care of me refuses to be anywhere near me unlike my mom is pretty much babying me.