Do your research before taking a field trip

I took a field trip to Rock Springs. A serious letdown -_-
I thought it would be something like this:

But it was actually like that:
    
I was covered in dirt down to my knees and the tips of my shoes. The guy (let's call him the Warden) said we couldn't eat until everyone did the obstacle course. One chick refused and the rest of us said "If you don't do it, we will eat you" and she did it then. And when we were done, they said "Wash your hair for ticks!" What the fuck?!?! Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lesson: ALWAYS do research on a place before you go there for a field trip or something!!!!!!!!!!!!