My sister wants me dead XP
The other day I was joking around with her like I always do.
"I finally rode my bike," she said.
"Into a wall?" I replied, laughing. Then, she started counting.
"Why are you counting?" I asked.
"I'm counting to ten so I won't strangle you," she answered, through her teeth.
WTF?!
When she was two, she pushed me down the stairs. Luckily, I landed in the laundry basket filled with my [dirty] clothes. And how I know I was pushed by her was I felt something hit my back when I fell and when I looked up from my basket rescue at the top of the stairs...there she was sitting smiling from ear to ear.
You tell me that does not sound like that bitch is trying to get rid of me!
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